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when you click a button you didnt mean to click so you just kinda hold the click and drag your cursor around hoping it doesn’t click
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imagine getting married
after many months of planning, you’re standing at the altar with your significant other in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and your family
and every single person in that room over age 10 knows you’re getting laid tonight
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“Greetings from Haiti! — at Worldwide Orphans Foundation.”
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i wish i lived in medieval times because then whenever i got mad at someone i could just yell “shes a witch” and they would be out of my life forever
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it all ends january 5th 14.00.
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napoleon bonaparte
more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
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you reblog USA shit, you get unfollowed. that’s just how it is right now.
That’s a shame because my blog is fabulous and I didn’t unfollow all of my Canadian followers when they were shitting their victory down our throats.
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If people are getting this upset over this just imagine the actual olympics jesus christ